i want tall, strong people to pick me up and throw me away

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woodmeat:

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woodmeat:

she succ me thru my boxers

Why don’t you learn proper english sir

shut the fuck out my face

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fstw:

cumrn:

how do people working at spongebob feel

I don’t get what this post means but I’m gonna reblog it anyways

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i love having a straight white man teach me civics

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

[sarcastic voice] uh, i’m sorry. didnt realise slithering around the chemist like a snake eating the pills that fell on the floor was illegal

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avocadohalvesonostrichleather:

it feels like there’s glass shards under my eyelids

(via paintdeath)

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plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(via mild-bloom)

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"She looked like, if you bit her, milk and honey would flow from her." - Franz Kline (via laurencarhart)

(Source: liquidlightandrunningtrees, via laurencarhart)



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homework is having me like

:•(

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helmutwang:

Armani Privé Couture A/W 2014
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